Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My Job Application.

To Whom It May Concern,

Since my Daddy always tell me that the economy is bad, I thought I try and apply for a job to lighten his burden - after all, he's got three of us to feed. I'm a very bubbly and cute little girl. I am well known for my loyalty, my outspokenness (I can be very loud!), my friendliness (I've bitten 2 people before) and ultimately, my cuteness.

Anyways, here's my profile.

Name : Fatty

Gender : Female

Race : I always win wan in any race...

Age : 3++

Marital Status : Single

Past Working Experience :

Mummy's Pistachio ('Hoi Sam Ko')
Daddy's Cuddly Toy

Vital Statistics
Height : as tall as the coffee table.
Busts : I have busted many many things...
Waist : Smaller than Stephy's
Dress : Medium / I also wear 3-6months for human babies
Hair Description : Previously salt and pepper, now with slight brown
Shoe : I dont wear shoes.
Collar : My collar got bling bling wan - imported from Bangkok.

Expected Salary
About 3,000 pallets of Eagle Pack / month + daily benefits such as Gardenia bread and Cheezels + weekly benefits of KFC/pizza bread + daily soya bean.

"Generally I can start anytime!"

Fatty

3 comments:

SaSa said...

Haha... Fatty resume me very cute arrhhh!

Santa said...

You are hired!

Eric said...

ahahahahahaa.....

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